An Old Farmer's Letter To His Son...Just Another Joke!!!

"Dear Son, 

Today makes it exactly One Year that you were jailed for stealing Fowl in the Village. This year, I wont be able to Plant Potatoes & other things because I can't clear the farm land. i know if you were here, You could have helped me. I really missed You."

Yours Sincerely

Dad

The son received the letter and wrote back :- 

"Dear Daddy, 

Dont even think of Clearing our Farm Land, Abi you wan kill (expose) me finish? Abeg, No tell anyone ooh! I buried the Money I stole last year in our Farm Land."

Yours Sincerely

Gebureli.

The Police read the letter before delivering it to the father & the next day, the whole Farm Land was invaded and Cleared by Battalion of Police Men looking for the money. After the futiled effort, Nothing was found.

The following day, the son wrote to his father again.:-

"Dad

Now you can plant your potatoes, Your farm land has been Cleared for you by some fooools Called Police...

If you need any more help, Do not hesitate to write me , i will always be there for you. 

Your Lovely Son

Gabureli